Some Food Mistakes That Shouldn’t be Photographed

Getting into a tub of gumballs

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Putting mayo on a burger

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Sharing an inedible noodle with a friend

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Voluntarily taking a log of Brie to the face while wearing a birthday ribbon and winking (NOTE: it’s ok to do if it isn’t documented or if both eyes are open)

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Iced tea to the nose

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And then making this face because it wasn’t all you thought it would be and the love of a friend just isn’t enough

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Wearing gummy fangs in public

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Doing this with a whisk (or any pictures with a whisk at all)

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The casual sangria spoon feed and wax museum trip

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Forcing your gnome to binge drink (If you do this, don’t ever put it on the Internet for fear of damaging his reputation)

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Blaming your gnome for your spilt cheese

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Or just putting ketchup on his nose

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Smiling enthusiastically with an olive

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Chewing your gum like this

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Sitting in the corner and eating the cake that isn’t yours

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Being the only one at the buffet (this is actually okay if someone doesn’t take your picture or if you are wearing a disguise)

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Playing with pots and pans as an adult

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Getting froyo instead of going to the gym

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Bikini bib

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Writing a letter confessing you ate your Dad’s chocolate and lying about why

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And when in Disney World, never do this.

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Next time you think about doing any of these, make sure you tell the person with the camera to leave. Also, please note that it’s never okay to photograph a squirrel in the middle of his meal, either.

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